Big and Little

***We interrupt our usual cutesy pictures and sweetness and light that normally appears on this blog for a truly horrific and somewhat ironic scene that this mommy wishes she had the presence of mind to have photographed...***

Enter Mommy.

(She sees, on stage left, standing in crib, young Oscar. Oscar is making squawking sounds and has been for approximately 20 minutes. Mommy has left Oscar alone for this amount of time, hoping beyond all hope that young Oscar will eventually fall asleep, as it is currently his nap time.)

Mommy then gasps in confusion, amazement, repulsion, and humor. She is still speechless, however.

(Camera pans the scene. See young Oscar squawking. He is wearing only a t-shirt. T-shirt is green and says "100% good 10% of the time." Camera then scans to find missing pants and, more importantly, missing diaper. Camera stops on missing items and zooms in on missing diaper, which has been freely thrown out of crib. Diaper is encrusted with poop. There is so much poop that a giant turd is laying halfway out of diaper, onto the carpet.)

Mommy sighs in disbelief at the situation. Then gags as she notices her son is also standing in a puddle of pee and that her son has, in fact, peed EVERYWHERE.

So much for nap time.

***End scene.***